Elrena Evans

Saturday, May 16, 2009

New Blog, New Book, New Baby!

And that pretty much sums it up.

Although I no longer maintain this blog, I'm now writing for Her.meneutics, the Christianity Today blog for women. Stop by and say hi!

My next book, a short story collection titled This Crowded Night, is forthcoming from DreamSeeker Books. Here's the blurb:

An unknown name, a faraway place, a forgotten voice. The stories of the women in the New Testament are barely fragments, yet once they were as rich and full as the lives of the women who lived them.

Although their voices have been stilled for millennia, their stories are still our stories, their hopes and dreams and fears our own. Love, lust, frustration, and anger, fear and shame and faith...all play out against the backdrop of a world where women’s voices, women’s lives, were constantly denigrated.

A cripple who fears her sins have brought about her paralysis. A teenage girl living on the streets. A mother who only has eyes for her son, a woman whose lover is not her husband. Their stories and others show us the world of these women through their own eyes, as each one ultimately has her life changed -- for better or worse -- through an encounter with Christ.

And last but definitely not least, my new baby has arrived! You can read a bit of his birth story here.

I hope all my readers are well!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Magnificat

I'm popping back up just for a minute here, to post a video of a dance I did at church last Sunday. I'm writing my next column for Literary Mama on the Magnificat, so I thought it might be fun to share this as well!


video

Friday, October 3, 2008

On Hiatus

I'm taking a bit of a leave of absence from the blog, while I work on some other projects.

Namely:


I'll still be writing my regular column over at Literary Mama, and I'll be posting Mama, PhD events and other writing-related news on my website. Just taking a break from the blog.

I have six different Mama, PhD events scheduled for the month of October, and I'm in the process of scheduling November, so hopefully I'll get the chance to see some of you there!

Thursday, October 2, 2008

A Bedtime Story

So my daughter has been falling asleep to the same story, every night now for longer than I can remember. (This is the story that comes after the reading of books and the nursing of baby brother and the standing on of heads, etc.)

It started as a retelling of some duck book -- Little Duck Lost? The Fuzzy Little Duckling? Little Quack's Hide-and-Seek? -- there are so many books about lost ducks, it's hard to keep them all straight. And then the story kind of merged, to have elements of each.

And then it took on a life of its own.

I'm not saying this is great writing -- much of the details have been added by my daughter, which is not to say that she's not a great writer, only that she's three -- but it's become a family tradition. It evolved to a point where she was apparently satisfied with it, and there it has stayed.

I know this story like I know the Nicene Creed at this point, and at night I close my eyes and listen to the rhythm of the words while my daughter, in true liturgical fashion, calls out her responses. It's no creed, our little duck story -- for one, it lacks the beauty of the language, and, well, the whole theological underpinning -- but nevertheless, here it is:

The Story of the Mama Duck and the Baby Duck

Once upon a time, there was a mama duck and a baby duck. And one day, they decided to play hide-and-seek. So the mama duck said you hide, and I'll try to find you. And she covered her eyes and counted one...two...three...four...five! Ready or not, here I come! And she swam off to look for her little baby duck.

She swam and she swam through the reeds and the tall grasses that grew alongside of the pond, and as she swam she called out: "Baby duck! Baby duck! Where oh where is my little baby duck?" But there was no answer. So the mama duck swam on.

She swam and she swam until she came to where some frogs were resting on their lily pads, eating some grapes.

"Little frogs! Little frogs!" called the mama duck. "Have you seen my little baby duck?"

And the frogs said, "Ribbit, ribbit. No! We have not seen your little baby duck. Would you care for a grape?"

"Oh, no thank you," said the mama duck. "I am looking for my little baby duck."

"Perhaps you should ask the fish," said the frogs.

"Thank you," said the mama duck. "I will try that."

And so she swam off, looking for her little baby duck.

She swam and she swam until she came to where the fish were leaping and darting through the water, eating some blueberries.

"Little fish! Little fish!" called the mama duck. "Have you seen my little baby duck?"

And the fish said, "Splash, splash. No! We have not seen your little baby duck. Would you care for a blueberry?"

"Oh, no thank you," said the mama duck. "I am looking for my little baby duck."

"Perhaps you should ask the birds," said the fish.

"Thank you," said the mama duck. "I will try that."

And so she swam off, looking for her little baby duck.

She swam and she swam until she came to where the birds were nesting in the trees, eating some apples, and some oranges.

"Little birds! Little birds!" called the mama duck. "Have you seen my little baby duck?"

And the birds said, "Tweet, tweet. No! We have not seen your little baby duck. Would you care for an apple, or perhaps a slice of orange?"

"Oh, no thank you," said the mama duck. "I am looking for my little baby duck."

And she swam off, looking for her little baby duck.

She swam and she swam until she made it all the way back home to her nest. And she swam up to her nest, and she peeked inside, and...what do you think she saw?

It was her little baby duck, eating some toast!

And the mama duck scooped the baby duck up and said "Oh, my little baby duck! I am so happy I found you!"

And the baby duck said "Quack!"

And the mama duck said "Oh, my little baby duck! I love you so much!"

And the baby duck said "Quack!"

So the mama duck and the baby duck cuddled up together and had some toast. And then they snuggled in tight, and went to sleep.

The end.

(I found the baby duckling picture here, isn't it cute?)

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Guest Blogging for Cindy Green

Caroline and I are guest blogging today for romance writer Cindy Green, on the topic of Mama, PhD and book publicity. Here's an excerpt:

"So you’ve written the book. You’ve gotten an offer, you’ve signed the contract, you’ve edited yourself cross-eyed. Now all you have to do is wait for publication day.

While you’re waiting, this is the perfect time to start thinking about publicity—the bridge that will span the gap between you and your readers, the tool that will bring your book to your buyers. Here are some tips to get you started:

1. Create a website for your book, whether you buy a new domain specifically for the book, or simply make a dedicated page on your author website. (What? You don’t have an author website? Stop reading this, and go make one. Now!)"

Click here to read the rest!

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

MomCentral Spot Shot Blog Tour

There's nothing like getting a package in the mail, is there? My children get all excited, dropping whatever they're doing and running to the door, and then there are the cries of "Open it! Open it, mama!" (And, on the occasions I have trouble opening said package fast enough, "Get a knife! A big knife!")

You gotta wonder what our neighbors think about us.

Anyway, so the other day we got a package and after all the bouncing and squealing and yelling for knives, I finally got it open and realized it was a bottle of Spot Shot from MomCentral, since I'd signed up to do the tour. Cool, I thought, and pulled it out.

But the box wasn't empty. Reaching inside, I also pulled out -- is this a carpet square? Paintbrushes? A little bottle marked "chocolate"? What on earth....

So I read the directions, also enclosed. The chocolate, the paintbrush, and the square of carpet were there for me to create my own stain, so I could observe how well Spot Shot cleans them up.

You have got to be kidding me. I live in a house with two preschoolers and two cats. And a husband, for that matter. Stains? I got yer stains right here.

I didn't paint the carpet square with the chocolate (I gave the paintbrushes to my children, and threw the chocolate away after, disappointingly, I noticed that it was marked "Not for Consumption"). So I can't vouch for how well Spot Shot works on non-consumable chocolate -- but for real stains? On a real carpet? Works like a charm.

(Just one note to the folks at WD-40: the next time you want to send me some chocolate to create a stain? Make it consumable chocolate. Better yet, make it Godiva.)

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Happy Birthday, Baby!

My little boy is two years old today -- and so far, so good with the "terrible twos" thing. Then again, we've been at this less than 24 hours.

I love two-year-olds, actually -- it's so fun to see them at this stage, really starting to come into their own, with so many glimpses of the little people they're becoming. My own little guy is just so yummy (ask him -- he'll tell you: "I'm so nummy!") that if I had the power, I would almost want to press pause and just hold him here for a little bit. But if this parenting gig has taught me anything, it's that -- so far -- the best is always yet to come. It just keeps getting better.

And I can't wait to see where the future is going to take you, baby. Happy birthday!

Friday, September 19, 2008

Book List

It's been a while since I've done a book list, so I thought that might be kind of fun.

Every night, my husband reads to my daughter while I nurse my son. It sounds all lovely and idyllic, and sometimes it is, but other times it's "Read this book first!" "No dis buk fust!" "No this book!" and etc., and then it's fighting over who sits where and next to whom, and then insisting on nursing and being able to see the pictures at the same time, and on and on and on.

Anyway. It's idyllic some of the time.

When my husband finishes reading, he drops the book on the floor next to the bed before there can be any other requests, and I quick snap off the light. And there the books lay, (I thought it was "lie" but my husband says "lay," and he's usually right about these sorts of things) until I pick them up. It's amazing how fast they amass.

Here, from the past -- week? maybe a smidge more? -- a list of the books lying -- laying? -- next to the bed:

Dump Truck
Hello Kitty Hello Shapes
Winnie-the-Pooh Opposites (I couldn't find the link for this exact one, out of all the books with the exact same name!)
First Tomato
The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Joshua by the Sea
Maisy's Morning on the Farm
Little Cricket's Song
Dinosaurs Galore!
The Cat in the Hat
Curious George and the Birthday Surprise
Pooh's First Clock
The Tale of Peter Rabbit
Buy Some Mung Beans, Mama! (This is entirely in Chinese, and that's the only link I could find -- we kind of make it up based on the pictures)
Isabella Abnormella and the Very, Very Finicky Queen of Trouble (autographed)
Olivia
Curious George Goes to a Costume Party
Baa Baa Black Sheep (I have strong feelings about this book upon which I will not enumerate -- suffice it to say, my children do not share my feelings, and so we read it often)
Stranger in the Woods
A World of Wonders: Geographic Travels in Verse and Rhyme
Curious George in the Snow
The Itsy Bitsy Spider (ibid on my note for Baa Baa Black Sheep)
Meet Biscuit
Maisy's Big Flap Book

And then, we (meaning I) picked them all up and put them away! Goodnight children, everywhere.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

MomCentral Ringling Brothers Blog Tour


Remember my birthday? The one I spent lying on the couch drinking pedialyte, while my whole entire family went to the circus -- my erstwhile birthday present -- without me?

Yeah. Well.

It's been months, and my children are still talking about the circus: Remember when we went to the circus? With grandma and grandpa and daddy? Remember when we went to the circus with grandma and grandpa and daddy? And...and then a pause, a confused look. Where were you? they seem to be asking.

I was lying on the couch, drinking pedialyte, I say.

It happens.

MomCentral is doing a blog tour for Ringling Brothers right now, and participating bloggers get to receive a souvenir brochure, a souvenir DVD, and a whole bunch of bright red clown noses. Sign me up! I said. And actually, I already have the souvenir brochure. And the souvenir DVD. Because my family brought them back to me, after they went to the circus. Without me. While I spent the day lying on the couch drinking pedialyte. (We keep coming back to that, somehow.)

Our circus package arrived in the mail, and the children tore into it. The circus, mama! The circus! Remember when we went to the circus? With grandma and grandpa and daddy? Remember when we went to the circus with grandma and grandpa and daddy? And...and then the pause, the confused look. Where were you?

I won't say it again, we all know where I was by this time.

So we looked at the brochure and watched the DVD and played with the clown noses -- which took me forever to figure out how to work, and you wouldn't think they'd be that hard, right? I mean, come on: plastic clown noses. This doesn't exactly require a graduate degree. Yet, graduate degree notwithstanding, I couldn't figure them out. But eventually I did. And all were happy.

I have to say, as someone who didn't get to go to the circus, the DVD is a lot of fun. And the part about the circus train, where performers and animals actually live -- fascinating. I could have watched the train segment several times over, it was that interesting, were it not for the chorus of little voices in the background: The circus! Remember when we went to the circus? With grandma and grandpa and daddy? Remember when we went to the circus with grandma and grandpa and daddy? And.... Where were you?

Just can't get away from it.

Ringling Brothers is most likely coming to a town near you -- on the cool train -- and if, unlike me, you're lucky enough to decide to go and not coming down with the barfing bug, I have a 20% off discount code you can use! Actually, you can use the code regardless of whether or not you come down with the barfing bug, so I suppose that's neither here nor there.

The tour schedule is:

Indianapolis, IN - Sept. 4-7, 2008
Kansas City, MO - Sept. 10-14, 2008
Grand Rapids, MI - Sept. 18-21, 2008
Denver, CO - Oct. 2-13, 2008
Boston, MA – Oct. 8-13, 2008
Cleveland, OH - Oct. 24 - Nov. 2
Chicago, IL - Nov. 6 - 30, 2008
St. Louis, MO - Nov. 6-9, 2008
Auburn Hills, MI - Nov. 12 - 16, 2008
Highland Heights, KY - Feb 27 - Mar. 1, 2009
Cincinnati, OH - Mar. 4 - 8, 2008

And the code is MCC, redeemable online. Have fun!

Monday, September 15, 2008

MomCentral Noodleboro Blog Tour

We like board games around here. My husband proposed to me over a game of Scrabble, my daughter is now quite the aficionado of games like Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, and of course, Candy Land.

So when MomCentral sent out a call for bloggers to review Hasboro's latest line of games intended to help teach preschoolers manners, I signed right up.

Our Noodleboro game, the Learning about Manners Picnic Basket Game, arrived on a not-so-good day. You know, the kind when everyone (including me) is crying "When is Daddy going to be home?" and it's only 8:00 in the morning. So when the package from MomCentral arrived in the mail, we ripped it open right away.

I didn't attempt the game -- board games with my son "helping" aren't any fun for my daughter or for me, or for him, actually -- but the Noodleboro games also come with a storybook and a CD. So we opened the book, and popped in the CD.

I had mixed feelings about the book and the CD, but not my daughter. She loved them. She memorized them. She became particularly attached to the "bad guys" in the story, and their catchy, bad-guy song.

Hasboro would do well to take a page out of Big Idea's book with the debacle of The Bunny Song.

Suffice it to say my husband got home that night to be greeted by a little girl flying at him yelling, "That's mine! Give it back! Gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie!"

"To what do I owe this wonderful display of good manners?" my husband asked.

"To the new game we got today," I said. "The one that was supposed to teach manners."

"Gimmie gimmie gimmie!" yelled my daughter.

"Sorry," I mumbled.

The game itself, once we got to play, was fun -- although I wasn't sure the "teaching manners" part was all that brilliantly executed. It basically consists of making players say "please" and "thank you" as they take their turns, and really, couldn't you do that with any game? Beyond that, though, it's a matching game, which my daughter loves, and it has a really cool plastic picnic basket that you can either use to play the game, or keep out for various other picnic-type play, as my daughter chose to do.

The end result? She loves Noodleboro. She's read the book and listened to the CD so many times my son has it memorized, and we play Noodleboro just about every day. She's even appended the bad-guy song, sung to Freres-Jacques, to the grace she sings at every meal to the same tune. This is how it goes:

Thank you Jesus
Thank you Jesus
For this food
For this food
You are very good to me
You are very good to me
Thank you, God
Thank you, God

and then, much, much louder

Crabby grabby!
Crabby grabby!
Give me some!
That's my crumb!
Ants don't ever ask nice
They just grab the biggest slice
Give me that!
Give me that!


And at the end of all of this, she adds a rousing "Amen!" which my son then echoes.

I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.

But for better or for worse, I have visited Noodleboro upon our family. I'm not sure about its ability to help out in the manners department, but for sheer entertainment value, it's a definite win.

Mom Central is raffling off 200 Noodleboro games; sign up through the link below to enter to win! http://www.zoomerang.com/Survey/?p=WEB2285CWRZFAU